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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:31:30 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/"><rss:title>Random Rowe</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2012-02-23T08:31:30Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/18/note-to-self-21.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/10/i-half-fail-at-being-asian.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/5/its-about-damn-time.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/9/3/you-kids-stay-off-my-lawn.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/8/9/do-you-still-work-here.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/6/7/wu-tang-clan-pizza.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/5/30/star-wars-3d-preview.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/5/17/fake-science.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/4/13/in-remembrance.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/4/1/tim-barry-shoulda-oughta.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/18/note-to-self-21.html"><rss:title>Note To Self #21</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/18/note-to-self-21.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-07-18T04:17:26Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Note To Self series</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drunkeness and a kettle full of boiling water is a bad combination.&nbsp; Damn you, bourbon.&nbsp; Why must you be so tasty?</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/10/i-half-fail-at-being-asian.html"><rss:title>I (Half) Fail at being Asian</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/10/i-half-fail-at-being-asian.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-07-10T20:16:20Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Fail charts</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 500px;" src="http://www.bitchild.com/storage/asianfail.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1310329642407" alt="" /></span></span>I've been guilty of all of them.&nbsp; I think a showing of poor chopstick skills should be up there as well.&nbsp; I'm going to try my best to have something of more substance up by mid-week.&nbsp; Oh yeah, I originally found this image <a href="http://www.epicweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/epicphotos414.jpg">here</a> via Stumble.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/5/its-about-damn-time.html"><rss:title>It's About Damn Time</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2011/7/5/its-about-damn-time.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-07-06T03:53:26Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Thin Lizzy</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><iframe width="500" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/L8UoUXmKH_A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>I think that we've neglected this old bucket of bolts here for long enough.&nbsp; More to come soon.&nbsp; I promise.&nbsp; And this time I really mean it.&nbsp; For serious.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/9/3/you-kids-stay-off-my-lawn.html"><rss:title>You Kids Stay Off My Lawn</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/9/3/you-kids-stay-off-my-lawn.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-09-03T15:06:25Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Colorado Rockies Denver Humor Music Pavement Tim Barry YKSOML</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>Well, my plan to write on the regular doesn't seem to be working too well so far.&nbsp; What can I say?&nbsp; I'm sure you're not shocked or anything.&nbsp; I work too much and really don't do too much outside of that.&nbsp; Big city living sure is expensive.&nbsp; Maybe you got that.&nbsp; Anyways, there also hasn't been much going on that I've wanted to do.&nbsp; Sure, I've gone to a couple of Rockies games.&nbsp; And while we're on that topic, once again the Rockies are getting hot in September in a last ditch bid to get into the <span>playoffs</span>.&nbsp; Even if they do, the bullpen is suspect and is the reason they haven't run away wi<span>th</span> the division already.&nbsp; Carlos Gonzalez is a great emerging talent who will hopefully be wi<span>th</span> the team for many years.&nbsp; He has a legitimate shot at the Triple Crown, as do two other players in the <span>NL</span>.&nbsp; It's also the only possible way I see him winning the <span>MVP</span> vote over <span>Pujols</span>.</span></p>
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<p><span>Sorry, I wasn't intending this to be a local sports report.&nbsp; Getting back on track...maybe...these next few days are my big weekend of music.&nbsp; Aside from seeing <span>Superchunk</span> at the <span>Westword</span> festival back in June, I haven't been to too many shows this summer.&nbsp; But that's about to change.&nbsp; The next three days is my own personal end of summer rock and roll extravaganza.&nbsp; Tonight, I get to see 90s <span>indie</span> rock legends Pavement perform at the Ogden Theater here in Denver.&nbsp; I was never a huge Pavement fan, but I do own their first two records and those are bo<span>th</span> solid.&nbsp; I was too much into punk when subsequent albums were released and never got into them.&nbsp; The show is within walking distance of my apartment at a venue that has High Life on tap.&nbsp; So, if I see or talk to you tonight, I'll go ahead and apologize for whatever now. &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/8/9/do-you-still-work-here.html"><rss:title>Do you still work here?</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/8/9/do-you-still-work-here.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-09T18:24:14Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Denver Denver Humor MMJ Music Society work</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm not sure if anyone noticed, but I basically disappeared from the site for the past six months.&nbsp; I have my theories as to why...we'll get to that in a minute.&nbsp; Needless to say, I haven't really felt much like writing as of late.&nbsp; It looks like that's all about to change...maybe...hopefully.</p>
<p>"So," you may be asking yourself, "Mr. Lee, what the fuck have you been doing for the last six months?"&nbsp; The short answer is settling in to life in Denver.&nbsp; My struggle of a job search never panned out like I had planned, but luckily things still worked out for me.&nbsp; For those who remember, I was working part-time at the front desk of a <a href="http://www.naturalremediesco.com/">medicinal marijuana dispensary</a> when I first moved out here.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/6/7/wu-tang-clan-pizza.html"><rss:title>Wu-Tang Clan Pizza</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/6/7/wu-tang-clan-pizza.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-06-07T04:02:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Food Humor Music Wu-Tang Clan food humor</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.bitchild.com/storage/wutangpizza.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1275930636612" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/5/30/star-wars-3d-preview.html"><rss:title>Star Wars 3D Preview</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/5/30/star-wars-3d-preview.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-05-30T15:09:07Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Comics Editing Humor Movies Nerds Star Wars movies</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.bitchild.com/storage/carebearewok.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1275232245814" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/5/17/fake-science.html"><rss:title>Fake Science</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/5/17/fake-science.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-05-17T21:18:01Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Fake Science Science art humor</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.bitchild.com/storage/FakeScience1.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1274131135962" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; source: <a href="http://fakescience.tumblr.com/">Fake Science</a></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/4/13/in-remembrance.html"><rss:title>In Remembrance</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/4/13/in-remembrance.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-04-13T16:28:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject>China Family Society Travel</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know what most of you are probably thinking: "In a typical Rowan fashion, there's a flurry of new articles over the course of a few days and then nothing for a week or two."&nbsp;&nbsp; And as of late, that's a pretty spot on assessment.&nbsp; My passion for writing definitely ebbs and flows...then again it's more of a hobby than career at this point.&nbsp; However, this recent break has been done out of respect and mourning.</p>
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<p>My grandfather passed away four weeks ago in Shanghai.&nbsp; Even though I hadn't seen him in almost four years, I took it pretty bad.&nbsp; I was fine when I was around people, but it was rough when I was left to my own thoughts.&nbsp; There were many reasons for this: normal grieving process, my grandfather was the last direct link to the traditional Chinese culture, and obviously the loss of the family patriarch.&nbsp; Although I think it was mostly the guilt.&nbsp; I definitely could've been a better grandson.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/4/1/tim-barry-shoulda-oughta.html"><rss:title>Tim Barry: Shoulda Oughta</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.bitchild.com/random-rowe/2010/4/1/tim-barry-shoulda-oughta.html</rss:link><dc:creator>ChairmanRowe</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-04-01T17:28:40Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Art Avail Denver Denver Music Society Tim Barry live music</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In anticipation of my concert review, here's some live Tim Barry from 3 King's Tavern.&nbsp; This is the venue I saw him play last weekend, but this video is from last year.&nbsp; So far, no one has posted any video from the show I attended...come on people, let's get a move on.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>That's Josh Small on slide guitar.&nbsp; Usually he tours with Tim, but didn't this time because he's recording his own record.&nbsp; While it took away a dimension of the music, it also meant that it was only Tim Barry and his guitar, which is almost better in a way.&nbsp; He played for as long as he felt like and also came down into the crowd for a few songs...this was one of them.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>
